ajockeynamedpod: You want the very best? The last movie I saw was the Fantastic Four. So I am THREE AWESOME PEOPLE and Susan Storm. I get to be on a space flight and be one of the most brilliant minds of….whatever generation reed richards is in I last saw The Lorax.  So I’m a twelve year old boy for the rest of my life? Accurate. 

ajockeynamedpod:

You want the very best?

The last movie I saw was the Fantastic Four.

So I am THREE AWESOME PEOPLE and Susan Storm.

I get to be on a space flight and be one of the most brilliant minds of….whatever generation reed richards is in

I last saw The Lorax. 

So I’m a twelve year old boy for the rest of my life?

Accurate. 

Reblogged 9 months ago from ajockeynamedpod (Originally from astroextensionist)
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