I am not just a fighter.

I am a WINNER.

Plot Twist: You wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you
In other words: You are Pyroluminescence and you are all of these things except you don't need to be skinny you just need to have an ass that fits in pants

Fuck you I’m doing great and I am awesome and I am a strong person and I hold the Triforce of Courage which means I am the hero and I win. 

I am a good photographer.

plot twist: you're the hot friend