znapple:

Separated at birth?

1. State your name: keegan but you call me pyro ok :I
2. State the name that your parents almost named you:  red (no really)
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most: my dad, except when he’s being an abusive shit
4. Did anything embarrassing happen this week?: nope
5. Do you miss your ex? yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
6. White chocolate or dark chocolate? neither milk
7. Do people praise you for your looks? yes and if you do omg thank you so much ;u;
8. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? blue :D
9. How do you wear your makeup? Foundation/concealer and toner unless I’m cosplaying a girl…
10. What are some of your nicknames? py, π, kee
11. How many bedrooms are in your house? four
12. How many bathrooms? two
13. Do you have a job? KIND OF
14. Do you have a car? yup
15. Do you work out every week? no
16. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yes
17. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yes
18. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? swim trunks?? owo
19. Do you like your eyes? yes
20. Do you think you are pretty? PRETTIEST~
21. Who was the last person you talked to in person? Mumro
22. How much money is in your account? i have no idea
23. Are you single? yeap
24. Do you want kids? not right now
25. Tell me what your backpack looks like: which one???
26. What celebrity do you think is hot? zac efron aka light yagami
27. Last movie you saw in theatres: iiii think it was ROTG??
28. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? no
29. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? no
30. Have you ever cheated? no
31. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? yes?? Jackie. And others maybe I dunno
32. What do you like to do in your spare time? sleep? :o

sinidentidades:

wontonpoop:

nosdrinker:

lunch

yep jsutate some leaves on a slice of bread it wasgood next time i might put extra oxygen on it or maybe a sprinkle of water

this is just unacceptable 

I know this blog is about white people food, but this isn’t even food!!

znapple:

Online Alignment Test

torikabori:

innocent-assassin:

sanguinehero:

rebeccacrane:

asari-bartender:

lizasnow:

shewolves:

neutral evil

Chaotic neutral

Chaotic Evil

Lawful Good?

TRUE NEUTRAL

Lawful Neutral.

Neutral Good

Neutral Evil

“Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.”

First time I took it I got Lawful Good, then when I retook it I got Neutral Good. IDK how since a lot of my answers were FUCKING EVIL (read: honest)

lyraeon replied to your post: FOR SERIOUS YO FANWORKS AUTHORS LEMME BREAK IT…

Seconding birdboy’s comment because I was very alarmed to click on what I thought was going to be hatesex and turned out to be literal dismemberment that had literally no warnings.

WHAT

princeaspartame:

prince-rylie:

yukidama:

crackerhell:

regina-and-the-dragons:

This is where she, out of nowhere, starts complaining about ~*~SJWs~*~ and how ~*~ridiculous~*~ they are. And then she dismisses the concerns of trans* people by comparing them to “the one-armed, gay iguana demographic,” which is shitty both because she’s dismissing legitimate complaints and because it demonstrates that she doesn’t really understand not being an enormous douche as anything other than catering to niche demographics.

Then she uses the “it’s just a joke” defense, as well as “if you don’t like it you can leave,” displaying a depressing lack of self-awareness about the magnitude of her audience and the fact that she is a role model because of that, whether she’s here to be one or not, and the fact that some jokes are both not funny and reflect a problematic and bigoted worldview!

This is the one where she mocks someone who unfollowed her for being into social justice.

This is a screencap of the one where she plugs her ears and ignores criticism because apparently making cissexist jokes and ignoring criticism is a crucial, central part of her self.

This is her “apology” to trans* people.

This is where she comes into the inbox of someone who’s been offering critique of her posts in reblogs (not personally engaging with her at all!) and tells them they’re ridiculous. Note how she doesn’t offer any kind of substantial rebuttal.

This is a report, which I unfortunately cannot verify, of her “liking” the posts of people who are calling her out. Might indicate sincere appreciation, might be a passive-aggressive intimidation tactic to let them know she’s watching. Could go either way.

EDIT: This is a screencap of her doing so. So is this.

This is the one where she says she doesn’t regret anything she’s said. It came right before she deleted all of her posts on the subject from her tumblr and Twitter.

This is the one where she says that when she said “normal people” above, she didn’t mean “cis people.” It doesn’t actually make it any better, though, because then her statement becomes “It wouldn’t be fair to all the people who mindlessly worship everything I say without critically engaging with it for me to stop clowning around.”

EDIT: And then there’s this bullshit.

EDIT: And now she promos anti-social-justice tumblrs.

EDIT: Which, apparently, are actually her, under the false identity of a “27 year old cisgendered, homosexual, queer, half-black, half-white, pseudo-privileged, formerly Catholic, agnostic male.” Who makes jokes about how black people steal things.

EDIT: And here’s some more evidence for that.

EDIT: And on which she uses ableist slurs, and misogynist slurs, and fat-shames. And harasses queer minors of color. And uses photos of black women without their permission in order to make racist “jokes” at their expense.

reblogging for new receipts

human trash tbh

Ari the last one links to your reblog

Oh I’m tumblr famous now.

Btw Carolyn’s not even black she’s hispanic. (?) (I am not sure if that’s the correct and unoffensive term. :c )

KGDKHWJKSHJKWEHKJFD WHAT

NO YOU CAN’T BECAUSE I SHOULD NOT BE YOUR IDOL…

BUT I MEAN SURE IF YOU WANT……………………