Imagine your icon slowly kissing up your neck, then they nibble on your ear and whisper “You look so sexy when you smile.”
Separated at birth?
1. State your name: keegan but you call me pyro ok :I
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: red (no really)
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most: my dad, except when he’s being an abusive shit
4. Did anything embarrassing happen this week?: nope
5. Do you miss your ex? yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
6. White chocolate or dark chocolate? neither milk
7. Do people praise you for your looks? yes and if you do omg thank you so much ;u;
8. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? blue :D
9. How do you wear your makeup? Foundation/concealer and toner unless I’m cosplaying a girl…
10. What are some of your nicknames? py, π, kee
11. How many bedrooms are in your house? four
12. How many bathrooms? two
13. Do you have a job? KIND OF
14. Do you have a car? yup
15. Do you work out every week? no
16. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yes
17. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yes
18. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? swim trunks?? owo
19. Do you like your eyes? yes
20. Do you think you are pretty? PRETTIEST~
21. Who was the last person you talked to in person? Mumro
22. How much money is in your account? i have no idea
23. Are you single? yeap
24. Do you want kids? not right now
25. Tell me what your backpack looks like: which one???
26. What celebrity do you think is hot? zac efron aka light yagami
27. Last movie you saw in theatres: iiii think it was ROTG??
28. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? no
29. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? no
30. Have you ever cheated? no
31. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? yes?? Jackie. And others maybe I dunno
32. What do you like to do in your spare time? sleep? :o
yep jsutate some leaves on a slice of bread it wasgood next time i might put extra oxygen on it or maybe a sprinkle of water
this is just unacceptable
I know this blog is about white people food, but this isn’t even food!!
“Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.”
First time I took it I got Lawful Good, then when I retook it I got Neutral Good. IDK how since a lot of my answers were FUCKING EVIL (read: honest)
Seconding birdboy’s comment because I was very alarmed to click on what I thought was going to be hatesex and turned out to be literal dismemberment that had literally no warnings.